Thursday, October 9, 2008

Is this the new meaning of laconic?

Subject:
{Spam?} I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY
From:
Jimmy Goh >abdullahazizan_h1@yahoo.com.my<
Date:
Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:35:02 +0800 (CST)
To:


From Jimmy Goh,

I will try to be brief and laconic. I am Jimmy Goh, a Malaysian lawyer. My late client died leaving behind a large sum of money to the tune of Eight Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars.


I contacted you because you have the same family name as my late client. With your help we can claim the above mentioned financial estate else the bank will confiscate the funds due to the fact that up till now, I cannot get a hold of anyone related to the deceased.



Should my proposal offend you or contradict your moral ethics, I apologize. Should you be interested and wish to help, do reply to me and we can discuss our plan of action, kindly get back to me.



Regards,

Jimmy Goh

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

In need of a foreign parthner?

Subject:
Awaiting your news urgent
From:
"maureen6@cantv.net"
Date:
Tue, 7 Oct 2008 12:26:35 -0430
To:
maureen6@cantv.net

Dearest One,

Good a thing to write you. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will. I am Maureen Turey 21 years old and the only daughter of my late parents Chief. And Mrs. Solomon Turey. My father was a highly reputable business magnet-(a Cocoa Merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory Coast during his days.

It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 12th. February 2005. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled along with him at that time.

But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4years old, and since then my father took me so special.

Before his death on February 12th, 2005 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he has a private letter for me in my wardrobe and his about his deposit, but he never told the lady about the money, instead he said family asset and it was when i got the note i discovered it was all about his money at the sum of sixteen million, seven hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$16.700,000.00) which he deposited as a family asset with a security trust company.

He further told the pastor of the church where he use to worship that he had deposited a family valuables with a security trust company and it is in my name as his only hair apparent in a written note and also to the security company as well. Though, he never disclose to anybody about the content as money; but make this clear in a private note and kept it in my possession that the content is money so that I can be careful and wise in handling the claim, so he said.

I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I can not lay my hands on the consignment because he left an instruction with the Security Company that the Consignment will only be moved abroad upon my provision of foreign partner. Who will take delivery of the Consignment on my behalf? This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory Coast.

The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. My Dear, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be Highly regarded.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me?

2. Can I completely trust you?

3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account? Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Pls reply to my private inbox: (maureen46@live.fr)

Thank you so much.

My sincere regards,

Miss. Maureen Turey

Friday, October 3, 2008

Killer deposit....

ATTN

An Iraqi made a fixed deposit of 44.5m usd in my bank branch and he died with his entire family leaving behind no next of kin,am ready to share 50/50 with you if you choose to stand as my deceased client next of kin.

Pls indicate by sending the following below to show your interest.

1.YOUR NAME
2.YOUR RESIDENT ADDRESS
3.YOUR OCCUPATION
4.YOUR PHONE NUMBER
5.DATE OF BIRTH
6.COUNTRY OF RESIDENT

Your response with the requested information should be

sent to reach me at
my personal email
address below:
peterwonghk1990@yahoo.com.hk
Yours Truly,
Sir. peter wong.