Bugging into my privacy, will you?

From: gowng01@gmail.com
Reply-to: HANISOM BT. ABDULLAH,6445 (c.hnwang@hotmail.com)
subject: Re: Legitimate Offer!!!

Dear friend,
I am sincerely Sorry for bugging into your privacy, it's due to a business deal in my bank value at 21.5Million us dollars, as a foreigner l can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance since there is no written will by the deceased who Died at the Israeli checkpoint in jerusalem, as the director of system l have been following the records. However l am the only one aware of the funds and investigation so far in my bank due to my investigations.

l am Mr Wang Chan an Executive director working with Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC), this opportunity will be of mutual benefit to the two of us. I would provide you with all the necessary documents to lay claims and also I would avail you with the modalities we shall follow once I hear from you Because of my position in office, please endeavor to keep to yourself issue concerning this proposal. If you are interested, kindly get back to me with your full contact information's and phone number via this email:wangchan1975@yahoo.com.hk

Upon your response l will give you more details about this transaction, if not interested you can delete this mail.

Mr Wang chan

Is this the new meaning of laconic?

Subject: {Spam?} I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY

From: Jimmy Goh >abdullahazizan_h1@yahoo.com.my<

Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:35:02 +0800 (CST)

To:

From Jimmy Goh,

I will try to be brief and laconic. I am Jimmy Goh, a Malaysian lawyer. My late client died leaving behind a large sum of money to the tune of Eight Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars.


I contacted you because you have the same family name as my late client. With your help we can claim the above mentioned financial estate else the bank will confiscate the funds due to the fact that up till now, I cannot get a hold of anyone related to the deceased.



Should my proposal offend you or contradict your moral ethics, I apologize. Should you be interested and wish to help, do reply to me and we can discuss our plan of action, kindly get back to me.



Regards,

Jimmy Goh

In need of a foreign parthner?

Subject: Awaiting your news urgent

From: "maureen6@cantv.net"

Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2008 12:26:35 -0430

To: maureen6@cantv.net

Dearest One,

Good a thing to write you. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will. I am Maureen Turey 21 years old and the only daughter of my late parents Chief. And Mrs. Solomon Turey. My father was a highly reputable business magnet-(a Cocoa Merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory Coast during his days.

It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 12th. February 2005. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled along with him at that time.

But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4years old, and since then my father took me so special.

Before his death on February 12th, 2005 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he has a private letter for me in my wardrobe and his about his deposit, but he never told the lady about the money, instead he said family asset and it was when i got the note i discovered it was all about his money at the sum of sixteen million, seven hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$16.700,000.00) which he deposited as a family asset with a security trust company.

He further told the pastor of the church where he use to worship that he had deposited a family valuables with a security trust company and it is in my name as his only hair apparent in a written note and also to the security company as well. Though, he never disclose to anybody about the content as money; but make this clear in a private note and kept it in my possession that the content is money so that I can be careful and wise in handling the claim, so he said.

I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I can not lay my hands on the consignment because he left an instruction with the Security Company that the Consignment will only be moved abroad upon my provision of foreign partner. Who will take delivery of the Consignment on my behalf? This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory Coast.

The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. My Dear, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be Highly regarded.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me?

2. Can I completely trust you?

3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account? Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Pls reply to my private inbox: (maureen46@live.fr)

Thank you so much.

My sincere regards,

Miss. Maureen Turey

Killer deposit....

ATTN

An Iraqi made a fixed deposit of 44.5m usd in my bank branch and he died with his entire family leaving behind no next of kin,am ready to share 50/50 with you if you choose to stand as my deceased client next of kin.

Pls indicate by sending the following below to show your interest.

1.YOUR NAME
2.YOUR RESIDENT ADDRESS
3.YOUR OCCUPATION
4.YOUR PHONE NUMBER
5.DATE OF BIRTH
6.COUNTRY OF RESIDENT

Your response with the requested information should be

sent to reach me at
my personal email
address below:
peterwonghk1990@yahoo.com.hk
Yours Truly,
Sir. peter wong.

Such excellent service... And I am not even a customer of yours...

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To: "client"
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Alaskan Lawyer with a deal...

Dear Friend,

My name is Barrister Jossip Welber, an Attorney at Law.

I am writing to notify you of the unclaimed inheritance deposit of our late
client, Mr. Morris Thompson who passed on to the Great beyond on January 31st,
2000 in the Alaska Airlines Flight 261 Crash.

My client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in the Alaska
Airlines Flight 261 Crash, and unfortunately lost their lives, since then i
have made several attempt to locate any of my clients extended relatives this
has been unsuccessful. I got your email address through a web search engine in
my quest to get a reliable individual who shall work with me in claiming this
inheritance deposit since all efforts to get the biological relative has proved
abortive.

I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin so that the proceed of
this deposit valued at US$18.500.000.00 can be released to you since I have
been unsuccessful in locating the relatives of my client for years now, the
Bank has issued me a 12 months notice to provide the Next of Kin or have the
fund confiscated, and this ultimatum expires by next month. We can share the
money in the ratio of 70% for me, and 30% for your assistance.

All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this business
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law. I believe that it is God who
joins us together for this transaction, and I also pray for God to give us the
spirit of being honest to ourselves in this transaction.

If my proposal interests you, please forward your response including your full
names, telephone and fax number to my private email address (
jwelbernl@aim.com ) so that i can provide you with more details.

I await your urgent response.

Yours truly,
Barrister Jossip Welber

The Anglican church must have left town.....

Bishop Paul S Morton
The  Anglican Church ;
1515  Surulere  Avenue,
Bp 102  Cotonou
Benin Republique.

Blessed

I am delighted to address you by the Power given to me from above as the Bishop of the Anglican  Churches here in Cotonou Benin . You Must Confirm this shortly from now pending your positive response to this. I am Sending you this Message in Respect to a Lebanese Citizen Mr  Andy  P Johnito,an industrialist here in Cotonou Benin Republique, who Invested the sum of US 9,000.000.00 ( Nine  Million United States Dollars Only) in a Finance Firm here in Cotonou Benin Republique, Unfortunately, he died in a plane crash here in Cotonou which Happened on 26:/ 12:/  :2003 at Benin Internartional airport, Including his family all died in that crash.

We now request your co-operation/ assistance to claim this fund to be distributed to the Needy/ poor people in your country, as all efforts made both at the Church here and his Fellow Lebanese Citizens to locate his Relatives did not work out . I used to pray for him when he was alive , He was Very Strong in the Lord .Do not regard this as Just an Ordinary Internet Message.

He worshipped with us at the  Anglican  Church  here in cotonou and as a Result we developed a Profound Family relationship. Most of his belongings, he left them with me for safe keep, among them, all his Business registration papers, His information with The  Finance Firm  for his USD 9,000,000.00 Deposit .

Now that we cannot locate any of his relation, we decided that this Money , USD 9,000 ,000.00 be distributed to Charitable homes any where in the world .We are now looking for a trust worthy person or persons who will come and claim this fund and distribute it to charitable homes. It is a devine Revelation from above  to have this done.

You can contact me directly by Means of Telephone Call or E-mail, but be sure when this fund finally gets to you, you must use it accordingly as indicated here in this message. Keep it extremely confidential please until  this transaction is concluded soonest. Do not regard this as Just an Ordinary Internet Message.

Send me your Phone Number, Your address and your Full names, Copy of your Id,to this email address: archbishop1@sify.com  then give me a phone call in confirmation if you are Faithful enough to do this, Do Let me know Immediately  and you must witness the goodness of the Lord in your Life , Family , Business and your entire generation ; I remain for you in Fervent Prayers.

Your Quick Response  is required 

Bishop  Paul S Morton
The Anglican Church
Cotonou Benin Rep