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Thursday, February 2, 2012

LOAN OFFER @ 3%

Reply-To: <lounicfinanceservices@live.com>
From: "Lounic Finance Services"<peppereale@simail.it>
Subject: LOAN OFFER @ 3%
Sender: uid=kcmadsen@mta1.lakeheadu.ca

Dear Sir/Madam,

We Offer Private, Commercial and Personal Loans with very Minimal annual Interest Rates as Low as 3% within a year to 50 years repayment duration period to any part of the world.

We give out loans within the range of $5,000 to $50,000,000 USD.Our loans are well insured and your maximum security is our priority. Interested applicants should Contact us with the information below via: email:lounicfinanceservices@live.com

BORROWERS INFORMATION:

Names:
Country:
Address:
Age:
Personal Number:
Occupation:
Sex:
Amount Needed:
Loan duration:

Brief description of individual:

Best Regards
Edmunds Kyle
http://edmundkyle.en.busytrade.com/about_us.html

SHELL OIL AWARD.

Subject: SHELL OIL AWARD.
From: "SHELL FOUNDATION INC." <netcafe@intechworld.net>
Reply-To: shellfoundationinc@yahoo.com.hk

SHELL OIL AWARD.
SHELL FOUNDATION INC.
Date: JANUARY 2012

We are delighted to inform you that your email address has luckily emerged
as a winner of the Shell Petroleum Development Company Promotion/ the year
2012 award and has won you($800.000.00) USD

For claims, send code 344521 to Shell Regional claims agent, Rev Chris
McCathy . by e-mail
( shellfoundationinc@yahoo.com.hk , Tel: +234-7061-602-845) with the
information
stated below to validate your claims:

Your Full Name:
Address:
Phone Number:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Country:
State:
Nationality:

N.B.. Your winning information's should be sent to
(shellfoundationinc@yahoo.com.hk) as
email sent to any other address will not be attended to.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr Anderson Brown

Your Payment is now 100% Guaranteed

Reply-To: <gffg12324@globomail.com>
From: "Rev Mark Williams" <server17@w082vv2fn.homepage.t-online.de>
Subject: Your Payment is now 100% Guaranteed

Attn: Beneficiary

I wish to inform you that all matters relating to the release of this payment is now under my control and supervision. The CBN in collaboration with HSBC London has concluded plan to issue you a VISA-CARD with which you can access your compensation settlement. To this effect, the sum of $8,300,000.00 (EIGHT MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) has been approved for you.

Kindly re-confirm the following details for immediate processing: 1. Full name 2. Phone and fax number 3. Address were you want them to send the ATM card to 4. Your age and current occupation.

Regards,

Rev Mark Williams
Director, ATM Settlement department

FBI -WE NEED AN URGENT RESPONSE NOW

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From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION"<info@fbi.gov>
Subject: FBI -WE NEED AN URGENT RESPONSE NOW
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Fax 0872 111 5935

Bank of Nigeria transferred 10,500,000.00 us dollars to bank of America in your favor as the beneficiary. bank of Nigeria used (secret diplomatic transit payment to wire this money. Secret diplomatic payments are only made if its Terrorist related. why must your payment be made by a secret transfer, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not
Receive the money? Why did you instruct them to use a coded means to transfer your money? We have intercepted the transfer of $10,500,000.00 usd to you .we advise you to contact us immediately for directives on what next to do, as your money is In a suspense account in the bank of America, present to us your diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (dist) document

To prove this money is not terrorist related.

Failure to produce the dist document, we shall impound your money and prosecute you for criminal offense, but on the Contrary the money will be released immediately we receive the dist document. The dist document guarantees the following

60t your transferred money is genuine
61h you are empowered to receive the money without further scrutiny
62j your receiving bank account can either be in usa/uk/outside or anywhere you wish

Reply immediately with this dist document if you want to receive your transferred moneys we intercepted Respond within 24 hrs upon receipt of this mail

Assistant director in charge
James w. Mcjunkin
For
Robert s. Mueller, iii
Federal bureau of investigation
United states department of justice
Washington, d.c. 20535

Cc Canadian police association
Cc Asia pacific group on money laundering (apg)
Cc international monetary fund (imf)
Cc international organization of security commission (Iosco)
Cc economic financial crime commission (efcc)

LEGAL NOTICE:
Unless expressly stated otherwise, this message is confidential and may be privileged. It is intended for the addressee(s) only. Access to this e-mail by anyone else is unauthorized. If you are not an addressee, any disclosure or copying of the contents or any action taken (or not taken) in reliance on it is unauthorized and may be unlawful. If you are not an addressee, please inform the sender immediately.

AVISO LEGAL:
Salvo que se indique lo contrario, este mensaje es confidencial y puede ser privilegiada. Se pretende a su destinatario (s)solamente. El acceso a este e-mail por cualquier otra persona no est? autorizado. Si usted no es un destinatario, cualquier divulgaci?n o copia de lacontenidos ni de cualquier acci?n realizada (o no) en la dependencia en que no est? autorizado y puede ser ilegal. Si no son unadestinatario, por favor notifique al remitente de inmediato

RENOTIFICATION

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From: "Zoom al Mundo" <zoom@mitra.udea.edu.co>
Reply-To: Charity.Donations2@gmx.com
Subject: RENOTIFICATION

Ecowas Donations 2012
101 Yakubu Gowon Cresent
Asokoro District P.M.B. 401
Abuja, Nigeria.
Tel: +2347053098078
Website:www.ecowas.int

This is to inform you that your E-MAIL ADDRESS have won you a prize money of
eight hundred and fifty thousand united state dollars($850,000.00)from this year 2012

Lottery promotion which is organized by ECOWAS DONATIONS BOARD.

ECOWAS DONATIONS 2012, collects all the email addresses of the people that
are active online,among the millions that subscribed to the Internet.we only
select five people every New Year as our winners through electronic balloting
System without the winner applying,we congratulate you for being one of the
people selected.

You are to contact the events manager on or before your date of Claim,
Winners Shall be paid in accordance with his/her Donations Prize must
claimed not later than 10 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw
date in which Prize has won. Any prize not claimed within this period will be
forfeited.

These are your identification numbers:
Batch number.....................ECW 09102XN
Reff number.......................ECW35447XN
Winning number...................ECW09788

These numbers fall within your Location file,you are requested to contact the
events manager/Claims Department,send your winning identification numbers and
the information below to him,to enable him verify your claims.

Full Name:
Full Contact Address:
Phone Number:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Country:

CONTACT FINANCE DEPARTMENT:
Name:Aminu Musa
E-mail:Charity.Donations2@gmx.com
Tel:+2347053098078

Thank you and Accept my hearty congratulations once again!
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Florence Nima
(Ecowas Donations Games/Lottery Coordinator).

Swift Finace Center

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From: "Ngua Huno" <sand12@w1k1c03dr.homepage.t-online.de>
Subject: Swift Finace Center

You are required to send your name and address where you want your fund to be send through western union the maximum amount you will be receiving each day after processing your file by Ministry of Finance Read the attachment file below for more details.

------------------info.doc------------------
WIFT FINANCE PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
From the Desk of Ngua Huno
REF: CODE OF CONDUCT 781
SUBJ: SWIFT FINANCE PAYMENT CENTER.
TEL +2297072146575.
OUR PRIVATE EMAIL:
Dear sir/madam

The Board of Directors Foreign Remittance Benin Republic are here to notify you of your payment inherited
funds of $10.5m dollars After the meeting held on 1st of August. 2011 with His Excellence Dr. Yayi Boni the
President of Benin Republic has Instructed diamond bank to pay your funds through western union money
transfer for easier receive of your inherited funds without further delay to avoid paying your funds to wrong
hands especially the fraudsters that is going on throughout the global.

You are required to send your name and address where you want your fund to be send through western
union the maximum amount you will be receiving each day after processing your file by Ministry of Finance
is the sum of $9000. Remember that you will receive $50,000 only through western union and the rest by
wire transfer to your bank account direct. The balance of ten million four hundred and fifty thousand will be
transferred to your bank direct after receiving the first $50,000 by western union.

Also your are required to contact Mr.Ngua Huno for Renewing and reconfirming your file that was deposited
in Federal Ministry of Finance office with your name according to federal Govt Instructions by filling this
information's bellow for immediate payment .

Beneficiary name----------------------------
Address--------------------------------
Tel phone-----------------------------
Sex------------------------------------
Age .....................................
Occupation ...........................
Country..............................

Contact Mr. Ngua Huno for further Information's with the Address Below only and receive your payments
before next week.

EMAIL: chisomikeobi01@yahoo.com.cn

I assure you that as soon as your file is processed and return back to diamond bank you will start receiving
your money the next day without any problem like you have before. Ngua Huno will give the bank
information to you.
Yours in service.
Ngua Huno

Federal Bureau Of Investigation

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Reply-To: <fredowen52@yahoo.cn>
From: "ROBERT S. MUELLER GENERAL, III"<test@test.com>
Subject: Federal Bureau Of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday.
Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated
with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal
Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria,
Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks,
Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman
Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Paul Adim, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal
Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not
received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in
respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a
solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total USD$3,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD
which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a
maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your
fund in an ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest
assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you
to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure
your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $150.00 only and note that your Approval Slip
which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Agent Fred Owen
EMAIL: fredowen52@yahoo.cn
Telephone: +234 80 2748 5165

Do contact Agent Fred Owen of the ATM PAYMENT CENTER with your details:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:
AGE:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information's which you'll use
in making payment of $150.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the
procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to
your designated home address without any further delay.We order you get back to this office after
you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with
our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of
your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Agent Fred Owen of the ATM CARD
CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any
emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

About this blog

I receive many spam email messages, (and I do mean many), and they are too good not to share. I had started by making fun of them, but when that became like shooting fish in a barrel, I just reverted to sharing them with the world.

Trust that if you found it here, its a scam, they just want your money.

If you want, please leave a comment on where you got this as well. If this blog gets a following, it might be interesting to see the geographic distribution of scam spams. Or not. But it will let me know that I am helping you confirm that its a scam.