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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Hello Sir/Madam

Reply-To: <barrister.phuon@gmail.com>
From: "C.E.O Rika SeaFood-Ocean LTD"<test@v.prioskol.ru>
Subject: Hello Sir/Madam
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Hello Sir/Madam

My name is Mrs. Rika Sim Yun, C.E.O,Rika SeaFood-Ocean LTD.

I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you.
For charitable goals.

I am 57 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 7 years ago,
kindly Contact my lawyer through this email address or you can call
his private Lin :(+855973449186) (barrister.phuon@gmail.com) if you are
Interested in carrying out this task, so that he can arrange the release
of the funds,Sixteen Million Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars ($16,700,000.00)
to you for charitable goals.

My lawyer's name is Barrister Phuon JR Nguyen. I know I have never
met you but my mind instincts me to do this, and I hope you act sincerely.
Please note, 70% should be used for charitable goals and 30% should be for you,
for your good will and sincerity.

Thank you and God bless you.

Regards,
Mrs. Rika Sim Yun.
C.E.O,Rika SeaFood-Ocean LTD.

RE: NEXT OF KIN .

Reply-To: <mrlouis2015@yahoo.co.jp>
From: "Mr. Louis Wallner"<mrlouis2011@yahoo.co.jp>
Subject: RE: NEXT OF KIN .

Dear Friend.

RE: NEXT OF KIN / BENEFICIARY FOR US$5.5 MILLION US DOLLARS.

I am sure that this letter will come to you as a surprise to you, but do not worry because I only found your email through internet searching and I decided to contact you for this business.

My name is Mr. Louis Wallner, a former staff of one of the leading banks here in London and also a Member of the AMERICAN BANKERS ASSOCIATION.

Five Millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars was deposited since 2000 in safe place in Europe which I will made mention to you after I have hear from you and the beneficiary (Mr. Robert John) died in 2004 South Asia Tsunami with his family while on a holiday in Thailand.

All attempts to trace any of his relatives since his death were not successful. Now, I want you to stand as NEXT OF KIN / BENEFICIARY for these fund release to you and we will share this money together.

40% will be for you and 60% will be for me which I also intend to invest in Real Estate Business in your Country.

If you are interested, send me the followings through my email address stated above:-

Complete first and Last names
Complete Address
Phone and Fax Numbers
Date of Birth
Occupation
Marital Status

Please I want this deal to be very secret and should not be disclose to anyone. If you have any questions let me know ASAP.

In receipts of this message you are been advice to email me back at my private email box: mrlouis2015@yahoo.co.jp
Thank you for your understanding.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Louis Wallner

This is for your Information

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From: "James Ballard"<james_ballard75@yahoo.com>
Subject: This is for your Information
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary in the intent of the deceased .Please provide your contact details while replying to enable us process the release of the Inheritance in your name Full details will be sent in our next email to you.

Yours faithfully,
James Ballard

LOAN OFFER @ 3%

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From: "Lounic Finance Services"<peppereale@simail.it>
Subject: LOAN OFFER @ 3%
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Dear Sir/Madam,

We Offer Private, Commercial and Personal Loans with very Minimal annual Interest Rates as Low as 3% within a year to 50 years repayment duration period to any part of the world.

We give out loans within the range of $5,000 to $50,000,000 USD.Our loans are well insured and your maximum security is our priority. Interested applicants should Contact us with the information below via: email:lounicfinanceservices@live.com

BORROWERS INFORMATION:

Names:
Country:
Address:
Age:
Personal Number:
Occupation:
Sex:
Amount Needed:
Loan duration:

Brief description of individual:

Best Regards
Edmunds Kyle
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SHELL OIL AWARD.

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Subject: SHELL OIL AWARD.
From: "SHELL FOUNDATION INC." <netcafe@intechworld.net>
Reply-To: shellfoundationinc@yahoo.com.hk

SHELL OIL AWARD.
SHELL FOUNDATION INC.
Date: JANUARY 2012

We are delighted to inform you that your email address has luckily emerged
as a winner of the Shell Petroleum Development Company Promotion/ the year
2012 award and has won you($800.000.00) USD

For claims, send code 344521 to Shell Regional claims agent, Rev Chris
McCathy . by e-mail
( shellfoundationinc@yahoo.com.hk , Tel: +234-7061-602-845) with the
information
stated below to validate your claims:

Your Full Name:
Address:
Phone Number:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Country:
State:
Nationality:

N.B.. Your winning information's should be sent to
(shellfoundationinc@yahoo.com.hk) as
email sent to any other address will not be attended to.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr Anderson Brown

Your Payment is now 100% Guaranteed

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From: "Rev Mark Williams" <server17@w082vv2fn.homepage.t-online.de>
Subject: Your Payment is now 100% Guaranteed

Attn: Beneficiary

I wish to inform you that all matters relating to the release of this payment is now under my control and supervision. The CBN in collaboration with HSBC London has concluded plan to issue you a VISA-CARD with which you can access your compensation settlement. To this effect, the sum of $8,300,000.00 (EIGHT MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) has been approved for you.

Kindly re-confirm the following details for immediate processing: 1. Full name 2. Phone and fax number 3. Address were you want them to send the ATM card to 4. Your age and current occupation.

Regards,

Rev Mark Williams
Director, ATM Settlement department

FBI -WE NEED AN URGENT RESPONSE NOW

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From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION"<info@fbi.gov>
Subject: FBI -WE NEED AN URGENT RESPONSE NOW
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Fax 0872 111 5935

Bank of Nigeria transferred 10,500,000.00 us dollars to bank of America in your favor as the beneficiary. bank of Nigeria used (secret diplomatic transit payment to wire this money. Secret diplomatic payments are only made if its Terrorist related. why must your payment be made by a secret transfer, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not
Receive the money? Why did you instruct them to use a coded means to transfer your money? We have intercepted the transfer of $10,500,000.00 usd to you .we advise you to contact us immediately for directives on what next to do, as your money is In a suspense account in the bank of America, present to us your diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (dist) document

To prove this money is not terrorist related.

Failure to produce the dist document, we shall impound your money and prosecute you for criminal offense, but on the Contrary the money will be released immediately we receive the dist document. The dist document guarantees the following

60t your transferred money is genuine
61h you are empowered to receive the money without further scrutiny
62j your receiving bank account can either be in usa/uk/outside or anywhere you wish

Reply immediately with this dist document if you want to receive your transferred moneys we intercepted Respond within 24 hrs upon receipt of this mail

Assistant director in charge
James w. Mcjunkin
For
Robert s. Mueller, iii
Federal bureau of investigation
United states department of justice
Washington, d.c. 20535

Cc Canadian police association
Cc Asia pacific group on money laundering (apg)
Cc international monetary fund (imf)
Cc international organization of security commission (Iosco)
Cc economic financial crime commission (efcc)

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About this blog

I receive many spam email messages, (and I do mean many), and they are too good not to share. I had started by making fun of them, but when that became like shooting fish in a barrel, I just reverted to sharing them with the world.

Trust that if you found it here, its a scam, they just want your money.

If you want, please leave a comment on where you got this as well. If this blog gets a following, it might be interesting to see the geographic distribution of scam spams. Or not. But it will let me know that I am helping you confirm that its a scam.