Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I won something I think....

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Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company,
Chevron House,
30 Raffles Place, #25-00
Singapore 048622.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Goodday to You and Compliment Of the Season. My name Is Mrs Diana Lee and I am the Company's Secretary Of Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company In Singapore (ASIA DISTRICT).

Please, If this Email Address Is For You, I wish to Congratulate You and Inform You that Your Urgent Attention Is Needed at Our Branch Office In the United Kingdom as We Have Good News For You. I Advise You Contact The Officer Incharge Within the Next 24hrs to Get the News Of this Life Transforming Offer Coming to You From this Great Company.

Do Contact the Officer-incharge With the Information Below:

Eng. Richard Harrison

Telephones:+44 70457 52772
+44 70457 52774
Fax: +44 70757 07631

Understand that We are Not Disclosing the Good News via This Email, For Security Reason as the Information to Be Given to You are Vital and Sensitive and Will Be Explained in Details Soon as You Contact the Officer With the Above Information.

I want to Congratulate You In Advance and Please Do Not Forget to Help the Poor In the Society When Chevron Texaco Makes You a Beneficiary Of their World Of Wealth.

Yours Faithfully,
Diana Lee (Mrs)
For the Chief Executive Officer (CEO),
Cheveron Texaco Oil and Gas Company,
Singapore, Asia.

Oh please tell me tell me tell me tellme tellmetellmetellme! What did I get what did I get! Chevron runs a lottery? Doesn't that make it a conflict of interest for them to sell lottery tickets at their gas stations? I have heard that things are different in Singapore Asia wherever the heck that is.

Help the poor with my winnings? Screw them, let them buy their own lottery tickets